There was a day when there came a handsome werebeast, and the Werebeast liked to eat instant noodles while dancing to his grandmas music in the Nude doing the Tango with his dog outside the handsome elf priest's house who hated dogs and tango and burger king tastes good he thought every day while killing frogs in dragon wilderness.
So one day he decided that he would finally try to make the elfpriest like waffles that he made

There was a day when there came a handsome werebeast, and the Werebeast liked to eat instant noodles while dancing to his grandmas music in the Nude doing the Tango with his dog outside the handsome elf priest's house who hated dogs and tango and burger king tastes good he thought every day while killing frogs in dragon wilderness.
So one day he decided that he would finally try to make the elfpriest like waffles that he made so they could sleep together

There was a day when there came a handsome werebeast, and the Werebeast liked to eat instant noodles while dancing to his grandmas music in the Nude doing the Tango with his dog outside the handsome elf priest's house who hated dogs and tango and burger king tastes good he thought every day while killing frogs in dragon wilderness.
So one day he decided that he would finally try to make the elfpriest like waffles that he made so they could sleep together with 100 more girls in

There was a day when there came a handsome werebeast, and the Werebeast liked to eat instant noodles while dancing to his grandmas music in the Nude doing the Tango with his dog outside the handsome elf priest's house who hated dogs and tango and burger king tastes good he thought every day while killing frogs in dragon wilderness.
So one day he decided that he would finally try to make the elfpriest like waffles that he made so they could sleep together with 100 more girls in their ugly filthy courtyard with

There was a day when there came a handsome werebeast, and the Werebeast liked to eat instant noodles while dancing to his grandmas music in the Nude doing the Tango with his dog outside the handsome elf priest's house who hated dogs and tango and burger king tastes good he thought every day while killing frogs in dragon wilderness.
So one day he decided that he would finally try to make the elfpriest like waffles that he made so they could sleep together with 100 more girls in their ugly filthy courtyard with a lot of waffels which

There was a day when there came a handsome werebeast, and the Werebeast liked to eat instant noodles while dancing to his grandmas music in the Nude doing the Tango with his dog outside the handsome elf priest's house who hated dogs and tango and burger king tastes good he thought every day while killing frogs in dragon wilderness.
So one day he decided that he would finally try to make the elfpriest like waffles that he made so they could sleep together with 100 more girls in their ugly filthy courtyard with a lot of waffels which smelled like nasty spoiled milk.

He Used the milk as aftershave!

Which explained everything smelling gross

he then used the waffles

to fight the evil neighbor

who has gigantic destructive boobs

So he teamed up with.....

Farfadets and pked many people ...

both zion and him kissed

pukes at the thought of kissing Zion....regains self and hmm

nope no good cant think now stomach still cant deal with zion and kissing in one sentence