THE MADLY SUCCESSFUL QUEST FOR REBORNThis is the long-awaited sequel to the previous stories. Hopefully you'll find them just as entertaining, and just because they are, do not be so quick as to dismiss them as fiction - BECAUSE THEY ARE BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
This is the one quest undertaken where the entire party is
deathomen. It started with a request from Xuan that escalated into a
"
FB!" and
"Me too!" and
"please pt me!".
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The adventure begins with a
deathomen party hungry for war. This was a war that was unleashed unto the hellish denizens of the Haunted Grotto who were all preparing to break out in their own quest of vengeance against the unknowing citizens of Perfect World, who were themselves busy harvesting herbs and picking stones and gravels and keeping up to date on the latest fashion. The
deathomen ambush was wrought in the name of sustaining harmony, as well as for the simple lust to kill and maim what was deemed both dangerous and challenging.
Xuanfeng, an upstart from a small and little-known village northeast of City of Ethersword, sent for a call-to-arms to the olden heroes of a diminishing clan, who at first resisted temptations but finally agreed to return and relive their past days of glory. This was going to be bloody, but in their hearts it was everything they had ever wanted - to be GLORIOUS once more and to show the young upstart how much more he had to learn before he may lay claim to a place of his own in the HALL OF HEROES.
The FB39 team.. waiting for Angeal and Slowfast. Close-up shot of Z who is unaware that she is even posing for the covershot of LIFE & TRAVELS. 
The FB39 team... still waiting for Slowfast.
While waiting for Slowfast, the team - not wanting to waste any more time than they already have for Xuan by joining him on a retarded quest - gets down and dirty with WRONG fashion.
Haelyn trying to impress Z about the size of his bow while the rest of the team looks on to Slow for GODLIKE inspiration.
Z pulls out the big one after growing tired of Haelyn's bragging while the rest of us still looks on to Slowfast for inspiration. Apparently Slow is buffing up to somehow make himself look prettier and GODLIKE to shore up his GODLIKE persona.
Slowfast is GODLIKE.
Z jumps into the pool of molten lava to try and save a delusional and boiling Haelyn.
"zomg Haelyn, did you just push Z into the pool of molten lava?!" 
Slowfast poses for the camera while a hesitant Xuan suffers undesired flashbacks to a "put the tablet" from Haelyn.
Hiding behind the Iron Blood Stele while the team does an excellent job of annihilating the first boss.
Half-awake in the middle of an ongoing battle with Sparky Igneous.
Halfway through the quest, Z drags everybody into a life-or-death tangle (life-threatening especially for Xuan!) as she fortuitously runs into a wall of Ladywraiths who in great numbers greeted everyone with orgasmic screams. Unfortunately the image seen here is not proof of the event, but rather a proof of Slow being GODLIKE bragging about what a challenge it was. 
Closing in for the kill after Diablitas successfully lured all the mobs out to meet extreme death from the dangerous deathomen party.
Laying the smack down up close and personal on the Goth Herculeon with Nozpen's wife (oh and Angeal too, but to include him would make this statement less scandalous).
Outside of the Haunted Grotto, Slow and Hales show off in front of applauding girls (well, one girl at least - Z was apparently disgusted by their weak manly attempts! How the presence of Noz would have made her blush and wave away praises!). 
Home 
holarious! ^^ nice story xuan 
really enjoyed reading it ^.^
